The aliens are coming!!

Aliens to land on earth today reports
Apparently, the American psychic got an intuition that they are coming in a huge intergalactic spaceship that will appear over the American desert. If only she could’ve foreseen the huge spaceship that came and hit Wall Street..!

Next, she claims, they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”. I don’t even want to know what the ‘higher vibrations of love’ means..

The most hilarious part of the whole incident however, remains that the rumours have promoted an unprecedented gambling rush in America. Now lets get this in perspective. The Americans have been hit by a financial crisis so severe, many families and banks have gone bankrupt. There is little certainity about their future..! And YET they choose to bet their money (whatever little they have left) on a prediction by some psychic called Blossom Goodchild. Good child! The American Idiot(s)?

Oh n if you do get abducted by Goodchilds aliens, this one’s for you..


3 comments so far

  1. Peru on

    Just three words: What the fish?

    Nothing seems more apt than – “Welcome to a new kind of tension, all across the alien nation..” What can I say? Right said Green Day! đŸ˜€

    Cheers. Keedas. Peace.

  2. Shrey on

    Hehe.. yupe! Infact the song fits wonderfully in this context..!

    “Don’t want to be an American idiot.
    One nation controlled by the media.
    Information age of hysteria.
    It’s calling out to idiot America.”

  3. Pratz on

    lolz…the person shuld come to india…demigod status she will have…hehe

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